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A work of fiction: Gulati’s DONGARBER proclamation
Satire

A work of fiction: Gulati’s DONGARBER proclamation

In an alternate universe, one where the Union season isn’t beginning to look exactly like almost every other one before it, USSF President Sunil Gulati makes a proclamation that changes everything about American soccer.

Return to the Cliff of Union Despair
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Return to the Cliff of Union Despair

You know it’s bad when the Cliff of Union Despair shows up again. In Philly, we all appreciate black humor — it’s always sunny in Philadelphia, right? — so, well … chew on this before the Union’s 3-0 win tonight.

The Union Bible: The Book of Earnest: Ch 17, Vs. 1-3
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The Union Bible: The Book of Earnest: Ch 17, Vs. 1-3

Back by popular demand, The Union Bible! Read on for the gospel, or something not remotely like it.

Fans’ View: The Union Bible
Fans' View / Satire

Fans’ View: The Union Bible

PSP has never taken a reader’s comment and turned it full-on into a stand-alone guest column. But this one was so funny, insightful, clever and original, that we just had to.